Horne–Ostberg Chronotype Test
Take the testHow much do you agree with Wednesday's quotes — could you say or think the same?
1. “I like being an island, a well-fortified one surrounded by sharks.”
2. “Friends are a liability and can be exploited; that makes them weaknesses.”
3. “I act as if I don't care if people dislike me, but deep down, I secretly enjoy it.”
4. “Emotions are a gateway trait; they lead to feelings, which trigger tears, but I don't do tears.”
5. “I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first.”
6. “For the record, I don't believe I am better than everyone else, just better than you.”
7. “When I look at you the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole.”
8. “I don't bury hatchets. I sharpen them.”
9. “Sartre said hell is other people; he was my first crush.”
10. “I see the world as a place that has to be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.”
11. He lost a testicle. I did the world a favor - people like Dalton should not be allowed to procreate.”
12. “I know I'm stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive.”
13. “I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge.”
14. “It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code.”
15. “I haven't always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I'm a year closer to death's cold embrace.”
16. “Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.”
17. “Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.”
18. “There's nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right.”
19. “I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots.”
20. “I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.”
